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I Hate Lawn Mowers… And Other Things That Actually Matter

A quick haiku to express my current feelings: Mowing is so dumb / Zero turning strait to hell / The grass needs to die I hate mowing. I loathe the lawn mower. Cutting grass is a slow, hot, sunburn causing, asthma attack inducing, hell. And. It. Never. Ends. The stupid grass just keeps growing, no… Continue reading I Hate Lawn Mowers… And Other Things That Actually Matter

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Barbed Wire and Gym Shorts Don’t Mix

I rolled out of bed this morning, still in my sleepwear, eyes only open in tiny enough slits to function, and headed down to check on my girl Delilah and her calf Stanley Zbornak. I gave Delilah some sweet feed because she's adorable and she deserves it, and went on out of the barn to… Continue reading Barbed Wire and Gym Shorts Don’t Mix